The Toilet's Poem

Omg!!! I feel so sleepy in mr foo class. I can bearly open my eyes. My eye lids keeps on dropping. Damn!!! Last night I went to bed early but I dont know why Im still sleepy in the class. I stand my sleepiness until Mr Foo said that we are going to take 15 minutes break. Fwehhhhh.... Finally I can sleep. I take a 15 minutes nap... *zZzZzZzZz*

Haha!!!

In the afternoon I accopany my mom to the Government's office opposite KDU College. Then, We went to the toilet. There's a paper sticked behind the toilet's door that look like this.

Its so funny. So I decide to take a snap of it and share it to the world. LOL

I HATE You

I think Im quite bad-tempered recently. I dont know why... PMS??? I dont think so...

Here's what happened just now at my work place...

I was about to punch in for my first break at 1430. Its Awie's turn to go for break and I saw him standing at the fitting room and talking to Pent. i asked him to punch out first then you can continue your grandmother-fucking story but he say, "yeah, just one more moment." I told him to punch out now coz we are not supposed to punch out late during our break time as we will get rm2 punishment. Then, he started to scold me that I like to nag. Hey excuse me! Im not nagging. If I nag it should be sound like this, "hey go punch out! bla bla bla x 100 times" I didnt do that. Alright, I keep myself calm. I didnt fight back as I dont want to fight with the asshole!!!

Again, he did that for my second break. He had finished his shift, then he supposed to punched out first before taking his stuff in the locker. Then, I saw him talking to Edward while packing his stuff and he didnt punch out. I think that its not fair for everyone as he didnt punch out and its after 1830 means that after 1830, its consider over-time. I just asked him to punch out then he scold me again that I nag too much.

Great!!! Im so pissed off at that moment then we started to fight. He shout at me and so do I. I cannot stand his attitudes anymore. I say all the bad things about him. He just ask me to keep quiet while walking out from the store room. I scream at him, "YOU ACTED INNOCENCE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE BUT ACTUALLY YOU'RE NOT. SO PLEASE STOP PRETENDING!!!!"

He should feel lucky that I didnt drop the F-bombs.

After he went back, my supervisor asked me to control myself, not to quarrel with him. Asked me to keep quiet if I cannot stand him just complaint to her. Let me make things clear. Im not that kind of person that can keep quiet if i didnt do anything wrong. I will fight and defend for myself. I dont mind to lose him as my friend as I dont give a fucking damn to be his friend.

So, Mohamad Aswani, you better mind your language. Im not done with you yet!!!

>=[

BOO!!!

Just checked out Golden Screen Cinema's website and I've found out that Sorority Row is showing in 1 Oct. Im soooooo gonna watch it. But please show it in Penang too. Dont be like Orphan.
And also another horror/science flick, Pandorum. I dont know what the story about but I wanna watch it coz I like horror movie. *eventhough when I watch it I'll close my eyes... =_=*

Gotta sign off for beach.balls.babes.

J.co Donuts Again

Yay!!!

Thanks, Faiz!!! You make my day. =]

Thanks for the J.co Donuts!!!!

*blowing kisses to you!!! Muakz!!!*

I had J.co dounts on thursday and now I have two dounts again from J.co.

I think im going to look like donuts if I keep on eating their donuts. Its addictive!!! I think about it like 24/7.

Anyways, thanks again to Mr Faiz!!! =]

I ♥ J.Co

24th September 2009, Thursday is the official date for Queensbay Mall J.Co Donut open. *Applause please*

Finally we have J.co in Penang. If not I only manage to eat the donuts once in the blue moon in KL.

So, me and Yana just decide to take a look at the shop and the DONUTS too. But we cant resist the cute appearance of the baby donuts. Yana decide to buy a box of it. Its her treat *Thanks Yana!!! Hugs and kisses*

A box of baby donut contains of 24 donuts with 12 flavours. It nice!!!! =]

Yana laughed at me as she saw me closed my eyes when Im eating the donuts. *because I feel like flying...* Its too yummy... I cannot control my temptation.... LOL!!!!

Next week, we plan to have the yogurt ice cream. Whee~ Cant wait.... =d

Also I would like to wish Chiew Yuin a very Happy birthday!!! Now you have freedom d... LOL...

PS: Jack said that you're now legal to fuck!!! LMFAO!!!

Im Not Your F*cking Driver!

Maybe some of you might think that Im selfish but I dont give a fucking damn about it.

I know that I did pass by jetty everyday after our class but can you guys be a little more considerate??? I can fetch you if you ask me properly.



Dont come and ask me to fetch you but suddenly you disappeared like that. As if I know where you go. Someone pass me a message from you that you wanna go to the old building and buy your fucking bread! Why cant you tell me that, "Ranny, Can you fetch me to jetty and wait for me for awhile as Im going to buy bread at cafeteria first." If you do this then I wont be that pissed off!



You told your messenger that you will meet me at the carpark a little while but I've waited you quite long but you didnt appear yet. What the fuck are you doing at the cafeteria?!! You are wasting my time!!!



Im not your goddamn fucking driver!



Then, finally, you're here. You did apologize but its not accepted. And how dare you to eat your fucking toasted bread inside my car and pretend nothing happen??? Im annoyed with fucking chewing bread noise!



I might be fucking pissed off right now but I just wanted to say that I will fetch anyone of you if you, if you asked me properly. Pei Wei and Thiviya, dont worry. Im still going to fetch you if possible.











PS: If you feel uncomfortable with my F-words, please dont read this blog. Or maybe you might just leave! Thank you.

That's Bootylicious

Beyonce Knowles is going have her concert in Malaysia... Finally... *Yay!!!!*

But is she making the right decision???





As she is going to perform in this fucking conservative country. in year 2007, she supposed to held her concert here but has been cancelled due to concern over demostration from islamic group of people (PAS). WTF?!!!





Cant they just give us a break from all the drama they cause??? It is said that when Micheal Learns To Rock going to perform in Malaysia recently, PAS would like to banned it as they think that it is an insult to perform in the fasting month. And also they thought that Micheal Learns To Rock is a rock band!!!





LMFAO!!!! This is sooooo ridiculous!!! we can see that they are dumb. And we dont give a fucking damn for their fasting month!!!





Well, Beyonce's concert is schedule on the 25th October 2009 and it's at Bukit Jalil Stadium.





Ashley wanna go and of course I wanna go too!!!





Ashley, the "lost child" wanna see Beyonce's boobies. ROFL!!!!

Hey, Ashley!!! No boobies for you!!! LOL!!!

Well, hope that we can make it this time as Ashley is concern about the concert and her exam. Lets pray hard to God that we get to go this time.... =]

18 SG and 18 SX

Finally I get to watch The Orphan!!! *Yay!!!*



At the beginning of the movie, it's quite bored until they adopted a 9 years old girl, Esther. They didnt know that she a psycho bitch! She have a rare hormone disease which makes her look like a child but she's already 33!!! She likes to seduce the father that adopted her. If her attempts are unsuccessful she will KILL!!!! Kill the whole family.



Between, if you're not 18 or even you're 18 or more but you never watch porn before... Then dont watch one of the scene. They have a little short sex scene where the father and mother are having sex at the kitchen!!! Doggy style!!! LMFAO!!!



Anyway, its a good movie... Do watch it =]











CAUTION!!! If you have facebook and your friends happened to post up a video with the title, WO. PLEASE DONT WATCH IT IF YOU'RE FAINT-HEARTED *like me =/* You will regret if you didnt listen to me. Its sooooooo 18 SG. Wa tak boleh tahan!!! =/











PS : Its raining.... Cannot go party with Sue.... So sad... =[

Diet Marathon

Its not a good news...
Because Im FAT!!!
I need to start my diet progam asap.
Pent and Nab said that Im going to have double chin!!! OMFG!!! Im so scared.
They asked me to eat alot for breakfast and lunch. Then, eat very very very little for my dinner and avoid supper.
Im going to follow what they say.
Today din eat dinner. So hungry...... =[
I just ate grapes for my dinner.
Haizz...
Gonna suffer until Im THIN....
=[

My Handphone??? Heh?!!

My phone has been spoiled for a month or more than that as I cant even remember. Ive send it to repair but still KO. This is the second time I send it to repair again. The first time they charged me RM150. Second time??? I dont want to know how much they will charged me as Im so fucking broke right now!!!

I wanted to changed to a new phone when it started to spoiled but my mom wont let me get a new ones. Darn!!! Now I dont care anymore I want to get a new one *maybe around mid-october*

Here are a few models that I had my eyes on them =] *Opinions and suggestions needed soooooo badly*

SE W508i. I love the cover. Its COLOURFUL. Too bad my bro just get it like a week ago. My bad... As Im the one that suggested this model to him when he wanted to buy a new phone. Shame on me =[ I dont want to have a same phone with my bro. But I really like this...

SE W902i. I like the phone's functions. It have LED flash light and the best thing about it is the camera is Cyber-Shot with 5.1 megapixel. But the design look like suitable for men more than ladies. The colour also not really attractive.

SE T707. Not a walkman series phone but they have nice colour and feautures too. The functions??? Not that satisfying as they dont have secondary video camera for 3G.

So how??? Which one should I get??? Or maybe what other phones out there that I havent discover yet which is suitable for me???

To be honest I like a handphone that have camera so I can take a snap whenever, wherever I am. Music is my life. So, I prefer a walkman series phone to fulfill my ears itchiness. I want my phone to be stylish so I want COLOURS!!!

Im Not Ur Maid!!!

Today I decide to go Pasar Ramadhan with Nabila.

We take Anis's motor. Darn!!! I have to fetch Nabila. Its been a year I didnt ride a motor. Im nervous. However, Nabila decide to swtich with me means she decide to fetch me instead when we are at in front of Krystal Point. Lol.

Then, we have to buy lots of food for some IDIOTIC PEOPLE! We have a long list of order.

See what did they order...

6 packs of fried beehoon,

3 packs of watermelon juice,

2 packs or fried popia,

5 packs of oblong,

6 sticks of fishballs,

some kuih,

1 sugar cane juice,

1 grape juice,

1 corn juice

and

1 pack of fried rice.

WTF?!!!

How can 2 of us carry all these food???

I feel like maid for them.

Damn! Next time when Im goin to pasar Ramadhan Im soooooooo not gonna tell you, guys.

>=[

Recently I listen to Mengapa Harus Cinta by Vince. Its a malay song *I dont give a damn as I live in Malaysia* which is sang by a English-Chinese born Malaysian singer, Vincent Chong. If you know Nicholas Teo and you did watched Astro Talent Quest 2000 then you will know Vncent Chong. He is the 1st runner-up in that year. But he rise to fame when he decide to took part in a malay reality singing competition, Akademi Fantasia Season 1. He started to get notice from the Malaysian after he claimed the title as Akademi Fantasia Season 1 winner.

If you havent listen to this song before, why dont try to listen to it. Its nice =]



Mendungnya pagi ini
Bagai memahami erti
Lambaian rambutmu

Bisakah kita
Hatiku nak bersatu
Kasih pun terbina
Namun cita membawamu oh jauh dariku

Chorus:
Mengapa harus cinta
Kelu ada yang berpisah oh
Tak ku mungkin mengerti

Mengapa harus kasih
Pastikan jua berakhir sayang
Tak sanggup ku menanggung pilu ini

Masih di fikiran
Getarmu mata bertemu
Di hati terasa
Oh debaran cinta

Keayuan wajahmu
Merdunya suara
Kini tinggal oh kenangan
Hingga ke akhirnya

(Chorus)

Ikhlas ku berdoa
Pada yang Esa
Kan ku kenang
Apa erti selamanya

(Chorus)






P.S : Opsssss.... I think I should continue doing my assignment instead of blogging or maybe dreaming about "my Hero" singing this song for me *like he know how to sing in malay, duh* Alright people, have a good night sleep and I will burn the midnight oil for Mr Puvin's assignment.

YooHoo!

Hey!

Im BACK. I didnt go anywhere but Im back to online means I will FB, myspace and keep updating my bloggie...

Ive been "offline" for the past 1 week coz my lappie is crack and need to be admit to the HP center. Lol.

But now its back but connection with the internet SUCK!!! *Still can online... Hehe!!*

Well, gotta get my ass on the assignment.

Currently Im very tense...




P.S : The miserable is back again... =/